Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride' – Anon
"Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change." - Jesse Jackson
Love: It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, impossible to live without – Anon
Success is something when we get what we want and happiness lies in wanting what we get – Anon
Life is like driving a car at night. You can only see as far as the headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way. – Anon
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. – Anon
A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking. – Anon
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. – Anon
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. – Anon
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. – Anon
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. – Anon
There are some things which money can’t buy.. for everything else there is MasterCard!
